Pleeeease! Shrink That Size, Wil’ya?
If you’ve played any games, I mean ANY, the chances of finding some small chest female characters is probably next to zero. Most of the time, you have to deal with those girls showing up with little cloth wrapped around their triple F digital assets, like this Ivy girl on the left. It got so bad that it started hurting my eyes… When I was playing Soul Calibur II, I started with Takki, a real fast Ninja girl who can jump sky high. But check out her size… Daaaamn! I knew it didn’t matter since the programs are set and done behind the scene. But psychologically, I was really afraid those bouncing “watermelons” would drag her ass down. And you know how important speed is when it comes to fighting game. So I gave up on her and switched to Cassandra. At least this Roman warrior is somewhat normal.
I am a gal gamer, so I can’t really speak for the male gamers out there. But if I had a spot to express my wishes to the game makers, fixing boob size is definitely one of them. So finally the gals and boys can concentrate on the game plays….
For the console gamers out there, check out this AWESOME “Gamer’s Manifesto” . The guy really nailed a few “wants” and “bullshits” in the current game industry.
Just a few more wishes on my list:
- Need motion capture sensors so we can finally play the real snowboarding games at home! Don’t tell me it’s not possible, I have seen it in SigGraph two years ago! Why hiding the technology?!
- Give me Virtual Reality!!! if VR can be here, imagine how fun that is to play the first person shooter games!!!
- Random fiends in RPG games MUST DIE
- Oh, and don’t forget to shrink a couple of watermelons for me, will ya?
Thanks to Heavywinter for the manifesto link.
I have been in the super nerdy mood for a few days… OK, here is a fun one..
BECAUSE, I, Microsoft BIT IT!!!! You Moron!!!!
As far as everybody’s concern, Netscape is long dead. So dead that only 0.05% of my readers are still holding on to the “N” logo. Fortune even ran an article 




