Cow’s Life - Thinking Outside Of The Barn

Ok, I know a lot of guys have super sensors turned on for the hot snow bunny but lack of ability to recognize the dust bunny. So I figured I’d do the human society a favor in finding an effective method to turn the lazy butts into housekeeping supermen!

Finally, after seeking advices from a wise woman from a far-far-away land called Australia, I’ve found the magic spell! It’s called “Beer”!

Check this out: The best way to get the guys to clean the house! (It’s a 750K video file. So be patient please).

Thanks to Kimmi for the video file.

Da Vinci helped revolutionize science. And sometimes he just dreamed up fanciful concepts. Always, he thought in ways no one else had.

#10 Mirror Writing

Was it a ploy to thwart Renaissance copycats peeking at his notes, or just a way to avoid the inky mess of writing left-handed? Whatever his motives, Da Vinci sure liked mirror writing: most of his journals are scrawled in reverse.

#9 Scuba Gear

Da Vinci’s fascination with the sea spurred many designs for aquatic exploration. His diving suit was made of leather, connected to a snorkel made of cane and a bell that floated at the surface. Proving the artist was also practical, the suit included a pouch the diver could urinate in.

#8 The Revolving Bridge

Always a fan of the quick getaway, Da Vinci thought his revolving bridge would be best used in warfare. The light yet sturdy materials, affixed to a rolling rope-and-pulley system, allowed an army to pick up and go at a moment’s notice

#7 The Winged Gilder

Da Vinci’s imagination was filled to capacity with ideas for flying machines, including several gliders equipped with flappable wings. This open-shelled model, fitted with seats and gears for the pilot, did not include a design for a crash helmet.

#6 The Triple-Barreled Cannon

More thinker than fighter, Da Vinci’s distaste for conflict didn’t stop him from dreaming up designs for more efficient cannons like this one. His jacked-up triple-barrel would have been a deadly weapon on the battlefield, fast and light with lots of extra fire power

#5 The Aerial Screw

Modern scientists agree it may never have lifted off the ground, but Da Vinci’s “helicopter” design is still one of his most famous. The curious contraption was meant to be operated by a four-man team and could have been inspired by a windmill toy popular in Leonardo’s time

#4 The Ideal City

Living in a Milan wrought with plague, Da Vinci envisioned a more efficient city he’d be proud to call home. His architectural draughts are highly detailed and even include horse stables with fresh air vents. To the bewilderment of modern Milanese, he did not make room for a soccer stadium.

#3 The Self-Propelled Car

It’s no Ferrari, but Da Vinci’s designs for a self-propelled vehicle were revolutionary for his day. His wooden “car” moved by the interaction of springs with geared wheels. Scientists at one museum in Florence built a replica in 2004 and found it worked as Da Vinci intended.

#2 Geologic Time

Plate tectonics? No sweat. While most of his contemporaries explained inland, mountain-top mollusk fossils as leftovers from the Great Flood, Da Vinci thought otherwise. He supposed (right) that the mountains must once have been coastline before many years of gradually shifting upwards.

#1 The vitruvian Man

Da Vinci modeled his perfect human form after the proportions laid out by Vitruvius, an ancient Roman architect. The angry-looking man drawn by Da Vinci has reason to smile – he’s now considered one of the most recognizable figures on earth

IMAGE CREDIT: By Permission of the British Library Arundel 263, f.4v,11
IMAGE CREDIT: Courtesy of Museo Nazionale della Scienza e della Tecnologia
By Heather Whipps

When I was at the Doc’s office, the guy told me a few things I shouldn’t do. You know, things like snowboarding, rock climbing, exercising, etc… Nothing surprising. But I am tell ya, the doc’s list is not even close to the real life experiences.

That day after I broke my tailbone, my friend took me to the ER. He is a funny guy who always makes me laugh. As usual, I laughed at his jokes and boy, my ass hurt like hell! I had to yell at him, “Don’t make me laugh, my ass hurts!”

A few days later, I had my first sneeze. I didn’t realize that my entire body shakes when I sneeze, tailbone included. I had to lie down on the couch to recover from the pain after each sneeze.

Unfortunately, I am relatively a happy person who laughs a lot and just caught cold at this moment. Talking about the perfect timing. I guess this is the once in the life time chance (I hope once is enough) for me to laugh/sneeze/cough my ass off.

Update on Dec 6 :
Defintely don’t take a flight. Stupid me flew to San Francisco 8 days after the accident and the 3 hour flight sitting in a middle seat was as miserable as you could imagine. What the hell was I thinking!? Durh..

Although I am injured and not able to snowboard, I tagged along this weekend to hang out in Vail with my friends. The 1 – 2 foot fresh powder was just too good to pass. After struggling nearly 4 hours on the road, we finally arrived in Vail Village. The entire Denver must came here ‘cause the only empty parking spots were for the handicapped. After circling around a few levels in the garage, we noticed that we must have passed by a few empty handicapped spots on each level.

“Can handicapped people ski and snowboard? Don’t you think those people who ski and snowboard shouldn’t be classified as handicapped?” My friend was getting frustrated. I started to count and didn’t see a single handicapped spot being taken and we had this army of late arrivals who were still desperately circling around the garage hoping to get lucky.

I used to have a blind roommate and we always used her handicapped parking permit to get the best spots. Her sight was permanently damaged and that was how she got the handicapped blue parking tag. I don’t know if my broken tailbone qualifies me as one of those handicapped parkers. But in reality, I don’t have a permit and I really need a closer spot at this time. What are the practical use of these spots anyway if the injured people can’t park there and the handicapped people don’t come here?

I accidentally came across this picture last night. Hmm, maybe I was wrong… Maybe the disabled do snowboard so Vail needs to designate 50 handicapped spots by the lift chairs.

“You can’t walk yet? But you will soon? Sorry, no handicapped spots for you! Keep circling!”

For those of you who don’t know the East part of the World War II history, Japan invaded China in 1937, ruined the entire country for nearly 8 years. My grandparents escaped from the village in Canton and migrated to Shanghai, which at that time was under the ruling of several Western countries. I was born in the old French district of Shanghai where my grandparents settled down in early 40’s. 60 years have gone by but the hate for the Japanese are still in the blood of majority of the Chinese including the younger generations like myself who were born way after the War was over. I can’t forgive them for slaughtering my three aunts like pigs by cutting their stomachs open. And I am still deeply insulted by the fact that they killed 300,000 people in Nanjing in one night and destroyed nearly every city they had touched from 1937 - 1945. If you dare to see some most disturbing killing and raping pictures, you can click the following link. Take my warning seriously; they are VERY DISTURBING because I CAN’T finish viewing them. I went through page 2 and I was about to vomit.

Nanjing Massacre Exhibit

As much as the hatred I have carried ever since I’ve learned the history, it never prevents me from falling for the beautiful Japanese culture and the arts. The stunning wood architecture, floral arrangement and the traditional painting have always captured my heart.

Although I can read only half of the Japanese characters, I would still spend hours wandering in a Japanese bookstore admiring the visual arts they have created. I watch Japanese anime and I play mostly Japan made console games such as my favorite Final Fantasy series. When Aeon Flux came out last weekend, I went to see it twice because of its anime background and the Japanese influenced architectural production settings.

I sometimes do feel guilty but I also feel that I have the freedom to appreciate whatever I appreciate. The love and hate conflict runs so deeply in my vein that I don’t think I will ever forget or forgive. But I do hope such battle can end in my generation. After all, we all need to move on and let the history become history.

I consider myself a fairly good engineer. I built-a..hmm… well… anyway, I must have built something meaningful in the past a few years. I just can’t remember now. Maybe my “software engineer” title is an exaggeration, ‘cause when I am looking at this picture, there is just no comparison between my type of “engineering” and THIS type of engineering:

A magnetically levitated train takes you from New York to London in 54 minutes! You will go 5000 mph through a 3100 mile long tunnel that was itself floating in the Atlantic Ocean.

About a year ago, I saw this on the Discovery Channel. The hour long program explained theoretically how this will work which I still clearly remember. The main idea is simple. We can’t achieve high speed because of friction. With the air friction and the contact between the rail and the train itself, today’s engineering can only achieve about 200 miles per hour speed. In order to achieve 5000 mph speed, friction has to go away, meaning that the train has to flow and the tunnel can’t have air. So, what’s gonna happen? Use magnetic field and suck all the air out of the tunnel.

Discover website just put this Trans-Atlantic Tunnel project into an interactive tool. It’s pretty cool to check out it’s “Extreme Engineering” design. I don’t know if any giant company is funding this project or not. But if this theory can really become reality, I’d be tempted to find out how my guts would feel while traveling 5000 miles per hour… Hehehe… \
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As the city glows in dark and my butt feels better, I took an easy stroll along the streets in the center city after the class. It was my first day to walk freely on the streets after feeling sick and miserable for the whole week. The carefree California air instantaneously washed off the stress I had carried from my office. Saks, Macy, Nordstrom, Victory Secret, and the Gallery with full of dazzling shops are lining up on the wavy San Francisco streets. I couldn’t help myself but to step into those mega size stores admiring the uniqueness of the goodies that can’t be found elsewhere.

Later into the evening, I was sitting by the street with a couple of girls and my Gay friend, having French dinner, laughing, drinking and bitching about guys. It was a total Sex And The City scene mixed with the California scent and LES HORS D’OEUVRES.

I couldn’t stand the big city life so I left New York. But on the other hand, I’ve always missed the city life even though Colorado has offered me the chance to live up and close with the most beautiful Mother Nature. Ahh.. humans. We are never satisfied with what we have. We let go of the things we have possessed and miss them when we don’t have them. All the sudden, I miss New York’s cute coffee shops, the summer Jazz dance festivals by the Michigan Lake in Chicago, the 4am Dim Sum in Shanghai, China, and I am going to miss the time I spent here tonight, in the beautiful charming San Francisco.

My Grandmother in China has 8 children. Last time when everybody was together in the same room was 1959. 3 Weeks ago, almost everybody in the Zheng’s family gathered together in Shanghai, China to celebrate my Grandma’s 90th birthday. I and my oldest cousin were the only two absentees. I probably haven’t seen a few of my cousins for more than 10 years! I am kicking myself for not making any efforts to go to the event. Although I can use “7000 miles away” as an excuse, I feel pretty bad that I missed this once in a life time opportunity.

This is a historical picture : my grandma with all of her 8 healthy children ranging from 71 to 51 years old. Can you tell which one is my father?

My first cousins from the Zheng’s family. I spent my early childhood with my older cousin Xu-Nan (the only girl in the picture) and I can’t believe that she still looks the same after I last saw her in 1995!

If you have a chance to see your family, GO and don’t let distance become your road block. Hey! It’s Christmas!

An eBay seller tried to unload his/her 5 dollar Starbucks gift card. Starting bid was 99 cents. Reasonable right?

Well, check out the winning bid here, ’cause I can’t figure out why…

If someone is smart enough to figure out how eBay works, you’d think he/she can count…

The next time I am going to place this following Ad on eBay:

An empty Christmas gift box nicely wrapped with my toilet paper. The color of the wrapping exactly matches with the beautiful falling snow! Starting bid 99 cents plus $4.95 shipping. I wonder what’s gonna happen…

Don’t get me wrong. I love Christmas! It’s the best time of the year to relax and spend some precious time with my family for a week or two. But this whole gift exchange thing really sucks!

I am so stuck with the following questions and have no idea what the heck I should do..

• My parents don’t really care about material stuff. It burns my brain every year to figure out what the heck to give to them. They don’t need much and they don’t really know how to play with the hot techie toys on the market. I once bought a USB flash memory for my Dad when that thing just came out. It cost me nearly 100 bucks in 2003 and last Thanksgiving when I went home, it was still sitting in a box. It’s Dec 17, and I am still scratching my head…
• My guy is a very simple man who is living in a simple life. He loves high tech gadgets but is very careful with his money. If I buy an expensive toy, he’d feel he would disappoint me if he wasn’t prepared to do the same. If I buy him something simple but useful, then I’d feel bad if he shows up with a big nice super trendy toy. So… Video iPod? Camera? Tool box? Basketball? Or a big nice kiss??!! It hurts my brain when I think about this…
• I am going to a friend’s Christmas holiday dinner. I am close to only one girl but a few others will be there too. Should I just not care and bring one gift only or be polite to buy everyone a gift?

Valentine ’s Day is even worse. Those people who don’t have Valentines feel sad with no gifts while those ones who do have Valentines have to go through another round of the find-that-perfect-gift exercise without having enough time to recover from the Christmas brain and wallet damage.

It’s nice to give and receive gifts when we need to, such as on a BIG and SPECIAL occasion. But if we have to buy nice gifts 6 times a year to cover Valentine’s day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Anniversary, Birthday and Christmas, that’s just getting way too much.