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August 10, 2005 at 9:56 pm · Filed under Yuna, Nerdy Stuff

To my usual readers: Sorry to be super nerdy with this post. I am writing this article in anticipation of Darren’s “31 Days To Better Blogs” project. If you feel geeky right now, read on.

I have only been blogging for 6 weeks. Although I am a baby blogger, I’ve accumulated a few things that might be helpful to other rookie bloggers who are trying to get out of the deserted islands so we can finally stop talking to ourselves.

Let’s first do a “SEO physical” for your blog site:

Is your site indexed?
More specifically, is your site indexed by Google? Open a Google page, type Cache:http://yourblogsite and see what comes back. If your site has been around for more than a few weeks, Google should have indexed your home page.
Now you need to check how many pages Google has indexed your site. The more the better. Again, open a Google page, type site:yoursiteURL. If you have built hundreds of pages and Google only returns a few, you have a problem

Are you in any directories?
Don’t be confused between web search and directory search. They are two different things. The directories that really matter are Yahoo and Open Directory Project. Go to www.yahoo.com, click on directory, then search your site. If your site is listed, Yahoo will show you the category you belong to. Open Directory Project is probably the most important directory. It directly links to a lot of major search engines such as Google and Hotbot. Go to domz.org and search your site.

What is your site ranking?
You can check your Google page rank by downloading the Google toolbar. There are also two major places to check your rankings.
Claim your site with Technorati and the site will show you your ranking among 14 million blog sites worldwide.
Go to www.alexa.com, on the top, click “Traffic ranking” and enter your blog URL. It will show you your ranking based on the data Alexa toolbar has collected. If your site is too new, Alexa won’t have data for you. Wait a few months and check again.

How many incoming links do you have?
We all know how important the incoming links are. Go get a link popularity check. There are tons of sites, but I like windexl’s tools. Check it out.

Do you have the correct Meta tags setup?
You want to give your homepage’s meta-tags a health check. Again, go to Windexl and check the health of your meta tags. The tool tells you exactly what is wrong with your settings.

Is your site robot friendly?
If you are using frames, javascript, flashes and lots of images and little text, you are in trouble.
If most of your pages are dynamic and there are more than 2 parameters, you might be in trouble too. The dynamic page URL normally consists of a question mark and bunch of numbers and equal signs. If you are using session ID as part of your URL, you are screwed.

Are you compliant with Google’s Webmaster guideline?
If you want to build a Search Engine optimized site, don’t ignore Google’s guideline.

Ok, now you should have a pretty good idea of what is missing. I will write another post to give your blog site a face lift based on the health check results you receive.

5717 Comments »

  1. Jon Trainer said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 9:04 am

    Great Post, very informative and helpful. It pointed out several things I can do to improve. Thanks!

  2. Yuna said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 9:17 am

    Thanks Jon! I am going to write another post on some quick fixes we can do to give a rookie site a jump start. Check back tomorrow…

  3. Nan said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 11:35 am

    I followed a link at ProBlogger to your blog. Great tips! Thanks. I’ll check back tomorrow.

  4. Kurt said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 11:53 am

    All excellent tips, thank you! As a new blogger, I love that the community is coming together to give everyone these tips. It just makes everybody’s user experience better.

  5. ~Dawn said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 11:58 am

    Thanks for the Windexl site, it will really help! I’m just learning about metatags.

    Frugal for Life

  6. Yuna said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 1:20 pm

    Thanks to all of you for taking the time to leave the comments. When I first started this site in late June, I was really worried that I’d talk to myself for a very long time. But if we are willing to put in some efforts, there are things a baby blogger can do to draw some readerships in a short period of time. ;-) So let’s keep our baby bloggers’ chins up..yeah?

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    August 11, 2005 @ 3:59 pm

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  8. Peter Lakanen said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 4:26 pm

    My blog is in Google, but only a few pages. Can anyone suggest how I can figure out what’s going wrong? I use a lot of javascript for dynamic effects, but no Flash, all of my permalinks are static and try to use CSS in lieu of tables as much as possible.

    Here is my URL: http://www.unmeaningflattery.com/blog/

    Here is the site: link for Google: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=site%3Aunmeaningflattery.com&btnG=Google+Search

    You’ll see that only one of my permalinks is indexed even though every post has a permalink URL without any dynamic parameters.

    Thanks for any advice you can offer.

    -peter

  9. ~Dawn said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 4:36 pm

    Peter~
    I use Meta tags and they seem to help with my blog and the listings with searches- try META Tag Guide for help

    Frugal for Life

  10. Yuna said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 4:56 pm

    Hi Peter, just a few observations by looking at your site.
    1. Dawn is right, your meta tags are not completed. You will need a few just for the robots. Take a look at mine by clicking view -> source.
    2. The only way bots can crawl to your other pages are through links. I didn’t see your homepage has categories or anything that opens a door to link to all of your pages. So you may want to put a category on your home page so bots can get to every page you have written
    3. Get a RSS feed and put the URL on your homepage. I will get into that topic tomorrow as I am writing another post on how to fix the most common problems of a blog site.

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  12. Peter Lakanen said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 6:59 pm

    I just added META tags this evening after I ran the Windexl tool (great link!).

    I’ve been meaning to add RSS — just haven’t gotten around to it. This has officially motivated me. Thanks!

    My web site is going to be used to promote a book I am writing. So the reason the home page doesn’t contain a lot of links to the blog pages is because eventually there will be other content linking to the book stuff. Everything under /blog/ though is intended to be a complete blog.

    Thanks for the advice. I look forward to tomorrow’s column.

    -peter

  13. Peter Lakanen said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 7:02 pm

    Just another comment regarding Google. I understand your point about links on the home page (and see my previous comment about the intent of the web site, etc.), but since Google is obviously indexing my /blog/ page and that page contains a link to all posts (the Show All Weeks link at the bottom of the page), shouldn’t Google have crawled that and then indexed all the pages?

    I’m just wondering if there is some reason anyone can susggest as to why Google would index a page but apparently not index any of the pages linked from that page.

    Thanks again!

    -peter

  14. Yuna said,

    August 11, 2005 @ 10:36 pm

    Hi Peter,
    I checked your site against google again using your domain name only : site:www.unmeaningflattery.com and it returns a little more pages. The problem is that it didn’t index your week.cmf page, thus it counldn’t crawl to other pages. I ran your blog site and your home page through Windexl’s site satuation tool at http://www.widexl.com/remote/search-engines/saturation.html
    It doesn’t seem that they have been indexing your site at all.
    Did you submit your site to any search engines yet? You will have to submit it at least to Goolge, Yahoo, Technorati, AskJeeva, and MSN so they will come to crawl your site.

  15. Peter Lakanen said,

    August 12, 2005 @ 7:06 am

    Thanks for all your help, Yuna! When I do the basic Google search by site: or domain:, I only get 4 results, but then there is this message at the bottom:

    “In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 4 already displayed. If you like, you can repeat the search with the omitted results included.”

    If I click that link to repeat the search with the omitted results included, I see most of my pages. I wonder why it lumps so many of my permalnks into the “very similar” pot when they all have different text content.

    Thanks again for all your help!

    -peter

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    My mind thought of only one thing now. I pulled off those panties in one quick movement, exposing those tight lips of hers. As fast as I could my clothes became a pile on the ground, my cock stuck straight out, begging to for that pussy of hers. I came close to her, kneeling just a tad and brushing the tip against her soft mouth. Opening her mouth I inched my cock pass her lips, over her tongue, into her throat. She looked so lovely, sitting naked on the cold floor. I pushed into her throat and pulled out, letting her saliva moisten my rod. I ran my fingers through her hair. I pulled out, her mouth stayed open, tempting me to put it back in. No, I took her shoulders and laid her on her back. I lied down on top of her, where I guided my cock into her shaved cunt. I pushed those lips open, pushing into that wet hole of hers. I started fucking her like mad. Pushing into her, deeper and deeper, pushing her whole body forward against the cold tiles. A soft moan escaped her mouth, along with her whispering the name Tommy. She started panting, her breasts rising up and down. I kept going in and out, ready to explode at any minute. My true mind got the better of me. I stopped what I was doing and looked at this panting beauty. I didnt want to get her pregnant. I had enough since to pull out of her but not to stop fucking her. I flipped her onto her back. I spat on my cock and got it even more juiced up. With my legs I spread hers open. I knelt in between them and took hold of her hips, raising her ass to the air. My hard cock poked her tight little ass hole. I didnt work my way into it, I just pushed with my cock and pulled her ass with my hand. I squeezed right into that little ass of her. Her face rested on her cheek. She made this odd face, a mix of pain and wonder. I fucked that ass of hers. Pulling that ass into me, feeling the sensation of her warm little hole. The sweat started rolling down my face, falling to her arched back. She started to moan in pain, Tommy This isnt Tommy, I thought, this is your new fuck buddy. I felt it climbing through my cock to the head, the need to finish. I started pumping harder and faster, making her face pucker harder. I pulled her deep into me, far as I could and let my load go somewhere into her body. I lied there a bit out of breath on top of her. I leaned forward and gave her another kiss. No response.

  89. buspar said,

    June 10, 2006 @ 10:36 pm

    It was well worth the sleep deprivation.

  90. fluoxetine said,

    June 10, 2006 @ 11:04 pm

    access for his gift (although it’s kind of a selfish

  91. arimidex said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 1:38 am

    “Over there past the shoes,” he points. “The Junior’s section.”

  92. ultracet said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 2:09 am

    Its great to cook to, and the perfect backdrop to semicommunication with Aki, our Japanese lodger. We particularly enjoyed it when they did the Beatles Band.

  93. zyprexa said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 3:06 am

    Didn’t somebody famous say that’s the only polite way to wake a person up? Works for me.

  94. ULTRACET said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 3:29 am

    If something’s going to crush you, please don’t let it be porno.

  95. concerta said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 3:57 am

    Why are Bush’s appointees on the FDA trying to stop a genius medicine that will save thousands of women’s lives?

  96. SEX said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 4:28 am

    He asks an important question, “is making dildos and sex toys illegal what we REALLY need to be doing right now?”

  97. credit-counseling-service said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 4:54 am

    Did you read it? She asked. Uhhh, well yes. Im sorry.

  98. PORNOSTARS said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 5:18 am

    The photo below looks an awful lot like the ones I was uploading when the series started back in February. The difference this time is I’m spanky clean and finally dressing.

  99. DIFLUCAN said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 5:40 am

    Maybe we could introduce dowper as a technical term.

  100. metronidazole said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 7:41 am

    I’m still ass deep in computer woes but I am saying fuck it and trying to keep up to date here.

  101. erythromycin said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 8:13 am

    Give your head a serious workout here, courtesy of the punk princess

  102. alprazolam said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 9:12 am

    As soon as he opened the door and gently placed his purchases in the shotgun seat, I lost it.

  103. BACTRIM said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 9:44 am

    it was, i realised, just like a bird’s nest. there was one right way to do this, and i had to find it.

  104. PRILOSEC said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 10:15 am

    “Being gay doesn’t equal being OK with porn,” he sighs. He’s constantly bombarded with porn, and doesn’t think much of it.

  105. zoloft said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 10:59 am

    The bad news is that the exhibition ends tomorrow so theres no time to bring anyone else along.

  106. diclofenac said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 1:01 pm

    (at means that and loon means boy)

  107. allegra said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 1:55 pm

    Yesterday I spent the entire day lounging on the couch. I didn’t get dressed. I didn’t brush my hair.

  108. wellbutrin said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 2:16 pm

    The punk princess is also one of many reporting the death of Alan Lomax.

  109. PERCOCET said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 2:58 pm

    I do this because he has a good point. I also do this because it ties into that “what other people think of MS because of the foolishness that goes on in our courts”.

  110. ORAL said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 3:26 pm

    Do you think all students will be writing to Apple before coming to explain now?

  111. bactrim said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 7:04 pm

    dug thinks we should all go here and vote for this.

  112. zetia said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 7:33 pm

    The pain was minimal. The pain was barely factoring in. Oh my nipples were burning, my calves were cramping. The time was dragging. But the pain wasn’t registering.

  113. hydroxyzine said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 8:40 pm

    Just read a linguist who is dismayed by the lack of accuracy in a discussion of sentences without verbs on Lehrer News Hour. You can read a transcript of the show here.

  114. hjjtwi said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 9:24 pm

    Hes talking to me, his free hand on my hip as he works those fingers in me. Then he adds another finger to my pussy, and another, another, until his hand forms a cone at the entrance to my vagina.

  115. heczarepy said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 10:09 pm

    To make it even better, Caitlyn was kneeling with her legs spread wide open. Dom wasnt blind. Even from above, he could see what an inviting sight that was. He wanted to get in her pussy. He said something about it.

  116. hydroxyzine said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 10:39 pm

    Not sure if its true, but it makes sense several times a day when Im out on the bike.

  117. sqwrljnonm said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 11:13 pm

    When he was finished, he came around to the head of the table and ran his cock over my lips. He was covered in precum from where hed been jerking himself off. Suck my cock like a good girl, darling, and tell me what youre so mortally afraid of.

  118. sqwrljnonm said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 11:13 pm

    When he was finished, he came around to the head of the table and ran his cock over my lips. He was covered in precum from where hed been jerking himself off. Suck my cock like a good girl, darling, and tell me what youre so mortally afraid of.

  119. concerta said,

    June 11, 2006 @ 11:36 pm

    I havent heard the record but I did see Hundred Reasons live and would thoroughly recommend them. Theyre long, theyre thin, theyre loud. What more could you want?

  120. ttcbqkzq said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 12:33 am

    The treadmill stopped as he was getting up. She had her back turned to him, but she could see him approaching in the mirror ahead of her.

  121. pornosexpic said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 3:17 am

    17 year old Jacob Awoke from his slumber with the sound of load bark coming from outside his door. He got up rather slowly and went to open the door for his German shepard ,Melissa, She Came bouncing and jumped on jacob’s bed. Tired and wanting to go back to sleep Jacob collapsed on his bed next to Melissa. Jacob Dreamed Of sex with his girlfriend amy all night long untill he was startled by an unusal warm feeling pressed agains his now rising cock.He Opened his eyes to see Mellissa slobbering all over his 8 inch cock. He wanted to push her away but what she was doing felt amazing and he Closed his eyes again and thought about his girlfriend amy. Mellissa continued to work over his cock and balls like an expert. Jacob felt his cum shoot up is rod and Spray on Mellissa’s head. She kept on licking while he came, shootin cum everywhere. When he finished cumming, Melissa Still rapidly licked his hard cock intending to keep it hard. Jacob got up behind melissa and lightly touched her pussy lips. Melissa relaxed and barked as a sign for him to continue. Jacob muffdived his head into Melissa’s pussy and ate her out immensely. And Instinctively Mellisa yelps and growled softly.. Jacob got up behind her and stuck his cock in with no resistence. He’s pounded Melissa’s tight dog cunt until he could take no more and finally pumped his cum into mellissa’s pussy After a sexual interlude two friends decide to explore the female’s desire for real pain. Contains: Nipple torture, forced climaxes, restraint, violent anal intercourse.

  122. ranitidine said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 3:54 am

    My final crime is that I was joking a couple of weeks ago about how lax it was of her not to have broken any arms yet (I had done two arms out of four by the time I was her age).

  123. effexor said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 5:28 am

    The other coworker takes the slide and squints. “What the hell is Chinese Fingercuffs?”

  124. oxycodone said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 6:40 am

    well, that’s underselling it, to tell you the truth. i’ve always been a bit of a knot savant.

  125. online-prescription-valium said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 9:22 am

    Unlike me, Rik managed to see the Flaming Lips in concert last night. You can read about it on his mememachine

  126. gpjeppivnw said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 2:57 pm

    Opening the door fully, I started apologising. Leading him in to the kitchen, I sat him down at the table, and got him water and a cloth to rinse his eyes and calm his throat.

  127. zjtkhduzvm said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 5:52 pm

    I want your arse baby girl.

  128. nvgviuk said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 6:28 pm

    A dishwater blonde, with soft skin and an all-over tan, in spite of this being the Christmas holidays, she sported size 34B’s that were all-natural. Coming to the edge of the stage, she sqatted down, put her arms around my neck and asked me my name. I told her, and she then asked if I wanted to go play after she finished her set. To convince me, she turned a bit closer towards me, and scooted up to the edge of the stage as far as she could get, brought my torso in close to her, and said, “let me show you what I’ve got for you.”

  129. atenolol said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 7:05 pm

    Nigella is extremely fuckalicious. It’s just a shame that she opted to marry an insidious prick with lots of money, instead of a rich man with an insidious prick…

  130. GAY-DATING said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 8:14 pm

    Well, they used the word mingin in one of their songs, so that was something.

  131. valium said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 8:44 pm

    And an interesting week in U.S. politics as both Democrats & Republicans agree — not on a policy debate, but rather on their belief that the FBI overstepped its authority in raiding the congressional office of Congressman William Jefferson (D-LA). Was the FBI raid a breach of constitutional separation of powers? How will this latest ethics scandal affect the 2006 election landscape? And on the presidential front, President Bush admits missteps in the Iraq war and candidly says he regrets some of his earlier tough talk. Those issues and more for our political roundtable with Washington Post columnists: David Broder, David Ignatius, and Eugene Robinson, as well as Kate O\’Beirne, the Washington Editor of National Review.

  132. piwfjtqac said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 9:22 pm

    We got there, ate and danced, finally they left, about half way through and when they did I made my way to the bathroom cause I had to pee, there were no boards in between the stalls and there were a few guys in there, none I really had my eye on, so I idly chatted as I waited for a bit as I waited my turn. Finally I got there, standing as I unzipped my pants, revealing my fairly small cock, only about 4.5 inches when hard, well I turned for a second and there is my friend Derek, at the stall about three down, no one in-between, and hes standing a little ways away from the stall, allowing me a perfect view of his beautiful, semi hard, 8 inch cock. Blushing I turned around and finished talking as I zipped and washed up, leaving without saying another word to him.

  133. fluoxetine said,

    June 12, 2006 @ 9:58 pm

    This process is how the people of Siberia stay alive through their long winters.

  134. lgoubj said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 12:01 am

    Were getting divorced

  135. www said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 12:36 am

    “Gawd, you’re such a child abuse victim.” He pulls me up by my sleeve and grabs a tissue from the box on his desk. “Here’s a tissue. I’ll grab some violins.”

  136. zqkcgujm said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 1:18 am

    She saw something white drip from the tip. A rush of excitement went through her. She knew more was coming. She opened her mouth and kept stroking it, but now that shed seen cum, she was squeezing it harder.

  137. bouajimpc said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 3:38 am

    *You may want to use a little extra lube during sex as the cervical (but not vaginal) secretions will be captured in the cup.

  138. bwbpfvlm said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 4:23 am

    Right then I had a decision to make. I could either go out front and confront them before this went any further or hide in the closet and find out just how far it would go. Well, Lou is a big guy I dont know how he would react to me interfering with his obvious interest in fucking some white meat. I was also curious to see if Ann would really carry out her plan. We were not engaged or anything, but it was understood that we were seeing each other exclusively. Given the choices, I slid from the bed and opened the sliding cloth entrance to her closet. There wasnt much room, but by moving some stuff around, I had a comfortable spot in the far corner. I opened the curtains just enough to have a clear view of her bed. By moving over a little more, I could also see them at her kitchen table.

  139. fsgdr said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 5:05 am

    OK, that should keep you going. Back to work.

  140. didrex said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 5:36 am

    We teased back and forth with each other on which tool to set aside for that. I lobbied hard for the rabbit fur paddle. Punishment is all about the emotions right? Not the pain! So why not?

  141. oxlpjbulck said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 6:13 am

    Someone that understands me. I mean truly understands me. Someone like you

  142. xqfdozwguc said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 6:56 am

    I stared at him, willing him to say something. When he did, it wasnt what I was expecting.

  143. katgzce said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 11:56 am

    I havent been living up to my status as a linguablogger very well recently so here is a highly dubious story from mirabilis

  144. eclwsychv said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 1:07 pm

    “I have to tell you something Derek…”

  145. zyxttgkry said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 4:03 pm

    Since always to warn us there must be these black

  146. yiswyodjs said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 4:44 pm

    i lay there like a piece of meat, being seen to by a butcher with seven and a half fingers left.

  147. bxbxtzmvrg said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 5:31 pm

    and that was when things got really heated.

  148. zccmwfya said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 6:35 pm

    Well Mandys a good fuck. And Emma aint been putting out lately He winced as I accidentally poked him in the eye

  149. lfjebyxxu said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 7:08 pm

    I miss you

  150. sbnrcdahzc said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 8:01 pm

    I still don’t know if I do. Yep, I got a little spanking for it. But He also participated in it, and I was allowed hours and hours to finish it. Then He told me not to do it again.

  151. rpvlkmglru said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 10:27 pm

    I encouraged Kiloh to keep her ears open. She has scared off burglars from their garden in the past.

  152. ezkdfal said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 10:42 pm

    It had been 6 months since I had last been with Adele and she was the only girl I had been with for almost a year. I had missed her terribly and I knew she had missed me just as much. I was so hot and ready for her, especially after giving her the orgasm in the car, that the moment her fingers touched my bud I was ready to orgasm. It had been building up since I had first laid eyes on her in the airport; and now it began to rise from deep inside me as her fingers massaged me so expertly.

  153. codeine said,

    June 13, 2006 @ 11:36 pm

    He doesnt sit down when he goes for a wee

  154. meclizine said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 12:12 am

    They’d worked on it, exhaustively, for so long. He’d rather go back to plumbing in Chicago. And a couple hours later, it was clear that was never going to happen!

  155. qhrevsepgw said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 12:37 am

    He mumbled something. As with most brainiac lumberjacks, he had a bad habit of mumbling.

  156. accutane said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 1:02 am

    “Did I ask if you were sorry? Do what I said.”

  157. gsgrcnqg said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 1:20 am

    She then dropped her g-string below her crotch, and gave me an up-close very of the most beautiful, smoothly shaven pussy a guy could behold. She then fingered it with her shapely manicured frosted pink-tipped index nail, and told me that there was more to it in the VIP room, if I was willing to pay to play. I asked her how much to play, and she said usually $50.00 per dance, but that she would give me a special rate for a really good time.

  158. tjtyxsnojje said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 1:52 am

    and now, all i can think about is that his carcass will impossibly someday be showered back on me.

  159. ZYBAN said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 2:57 am

    When it rains you can really smell the poo on the Parkland Walk

  160. hjyefxe said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 3:27 am

    got you, you fucken bitch, one hissed in my ear.

  161. ulmcttjvoe said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 4:01 am

    “In reading your posts I get the idea that your slavery is somehow a place of security for you and yet You are so insecure. I am puzzeled.

  162. tikzaheytm said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 4:26 am

    I smiled, leaned over to her, and said, baby, you have yourself a foot man tonight. Your pedicure looks awesome! Then I kissed her on the cheek, and caressed her leg.

  163. phmoaokshw said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 5:06 am

    17 year old Jacob Awoke from his slumber with the sound of load bark coming from outside his door. He got up rather slowly and went to open the door for his German shepard ,Melissa, She Came bouncing and jumped on jacob\’s bed. Tired and wanting to go back to sleep Jacob collapsed on his bed next to Melissa. Jacob Dreamed Of sex with his girlfriend amy all night long untill he was startled by an unusal warm feeling pressed agains his now rising cock.He Opened his eyes to see Mellissa slobbering all over his 8 inch cock. He wanted to push her away but what she was doing felt amazing and he Closed his eyes again and thought about his girlfriend amy. Mellissa continued to work over his cock and balls like an expert. Jacob felt

  164. metronidazole said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 5:39 am

    dug occasionally posts a message about pop lyrics. I still dont know which song the last lot came from.

  165. evista said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 6:41 am

    Highs and lows, ebbs and flows, changes and tides and ups and downs, He is Master and I am slave.

  166. FAT said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 6:55 am

    i searched through his dvd collection for the most embarrassing porn i could find, put it into his bedroom player, turned the volume right up, and set it to loop.

  167. tylenol said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 7:13 am

    “Fuck you, P.G.S. I hope Sexyland hires a horrible fat man who makes you suck him off.”

  168. allegra said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 7:24 am

    ‘and I’ve never met anyone quite like you before’

  169. FETISH said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 7:39 am

    there are variations on this including adding some carnation milk (my mam) or using horror of horrors margarine. but I like it this way.

  170. flonase said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 8:07 am

    How common is the pronunciation of marshmallows with e as in pet for the second vowel?

  171. voltaren said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 8:34 am

    That was nearly four years ago. Four years.

  172. PORNOSTARS said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 9:10 am

    “Please don’t light that,” the coworker asks.

  173. diazepam-valium said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 9:18 am

    Meanwhile I think Ive got a busy enough weekend without not being able to find my old handouts so that I have to redo the handout for Mondays first year class from scratch.

  174. buying-valium said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 10:00 am

    Off to start teaching for the first time in ages now. Hope I can stay awake

  175. acyclovir said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 10:10 am

    It reminded me of a rather strange moment when I was talking to a potential au pair and she asked me, Do you like crazy shows?. Maybe this is what she had in mind.

  176. zelnorm said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 10:19 am

    You care about people, but finding the ones you can truly trust will allow you to get closer to them.

  177. bextra said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 11:18 am

    i could smell the tang of his urine on my clothes, in my hair.

  178. prednisone said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 11:33 am

    Any particular reason you’d want to fly to San Francisco? IIRC, Swingers is set in Los Angeles.

  179. enalapril said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 11:50 am

    Ive read this in so many emails in the past few days I can almost recite it by heart. Im too lazy to check out the source or anything.

  180. NUDITY said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 12:53 pm

    Finally, in the last part of my show,my mailbag, a man writes in who loves “cuddle sex” and wonders if it’s legit. Squeeze me, and let’s find out!

  181. SWINGERS said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 1:35 pm

    Today I am mainly being Boudicca putting together a PowerPoint presentation to try to persuade the Iceni that now is the time to rise up against our Roman oppressors.

  182. OUTDOORS said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 1:49 pm

    One thing it got us thinking about was hippiedom and the extent to which remnants of that survive. One of our students grew up in a series of communes. Are there any communes still around?

  183. hydrocodone said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 2:07 pm

    I have plenty more to say about it, naturally, but time is short at the moment.

  184. valtrex said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 2:54 pm

    *) Plus, a couple that we’ve played with before is going to be staying with us for a few days in July.

  185. SHAVED said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 3:41 pm

    Too much information I am sure. I cannot seem to keep it simple. As long as these answers are….this is the edited version.

  186. nexium said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 3:59 pm

    But Asia is indeed a very large region; Ill grant you that.

  187. nicotine said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 4:24 pm

    with the tooth fairy.

  188. amitriptyline said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 4:57 pm

    These thoughts from Naomi have inspired quite a bit of discussion about academia among linguabloggers and others.

  189. insulin said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 5:24 pm

    The films were good and the music that went with it was great as well, in a fairly traditional lyrical way. It was conducted by Debbie Wiseman who also composed it.

  190. iehhnfgztpy said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 5:34 pm

    another, his face vague in the darkness, pushed the two boys i’d been freeing to the ground with his foot. the ankle rope i hadn’t undone yet, and they easily lost their footing and went down.

  191. zgpsnmi said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 6:06 pm

    He followed this post with an (implicit, naturally) apology for his failure to follow one of Grices maxims of manner.

  192. avandamet said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 6:21 pm

    i guess they figured that this would stop me, or slow me down, or something.

  193. AMATEUR said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 6:31 pm

    Yet another article on how texting is changing English (or what txtng is doing tot he English language.

  194. clonidine said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 6:41 pm

    Its great to cook to, and the perfect backdrop to semicommunication with Aki, our Japanese lodger. We particularly enjoyed it when they did the Beatles Band.

  195. lorazepam said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 6:55 pm

    LeDemure’s Life of a demure college student

  196. GANG-BANG said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 7:42 pm

    You’ve all heard the jokes about vice squad cops who try to trick massage parlor girls into giving them some illegal thrills.

  197. ANIME said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 8:13 pm

    The Wife’s Random Things I Can’t Tell Regular People

  198. zithromax said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 8:24 pm

    Nothing gets you going in the morning like a bit of Godspeed You Black Emperor. Somehow The Dead Flag Blues off of F#A#Oo really hits the spot at the moment.

  199. thyroid said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 8:40 pm

    That was nearly four years ago. Four years.

  200. cheap-online-valium said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 9:29 pm

    It was puke not poo. Does that make it better or worse? I suppose it depends on your theory of cat intentionality

  201. hydroxyzine said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 9:57 pm

    Third of all, the hordes of friends I lost after breaking things off with the Best Ex will also be in attendance.

  202. femara said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 10:15 pm

    Another fun thing about Hoxton in the evenings is lots of these

  203. seroquel said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 10:33 pm

    well, that’s underselling it, to tell you the truth. i’ve always been a bit of a knot savant.

  204. neurontin said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 10:41 pm

    Baltimore, a short, intense man, has spent much of his life studying the relationship between viruses and cancer. He stood up from the couch and crossed the room to his desk.

  205. prescription-valium said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 11:10 pm

    I forgot to mention that Donald Davidson also climbed mountains and wrote radio plays (some of which featured Edward G. Robinson). I wonder what hed have made of The Dark House?

  206. clonazepam said,

    June 14, 2006 @ 11:56 pm

    And those who swore they’d never leave their room again?

  207. alimta said,

    June 15, 2006 @ 12:28 am

    All three of you lovers. May you rest in peace or pieces tonight, with sweet or wet or nightmarish dreams.

  208. flexeril said,

    June 15, 2006 @ 1:26 am

    Please write and tell me if you know of other Word of the Day sites you think should be included.

  209. fosamax said,

    June 15, 2006 @ 1:36 am

    Kudos also, Dunstan, for having one of the only sites offering a “preview” of the post that actually looks like the friggen final result.

  210. BRUNETTES said,

    June 16, 2006 @ 8:49 am

    You had your last chance girl. Now you will get a sound lesson in obedience and respect for your elders. Take off your clothes.

  211. ativan said,

    June 18, 2006 @ 9:00 am

    Another reason to love Senegal is because of the music they produce there.

  212. MOVIES-SEX said,

    June 18, 2006 @ 9:42 am

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    June 18, 2006 @ 12:10 pm

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    June 18, 2006 @ 1:59 pm

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    June 18, 2006 @ 4:07 pm

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    June 18, 2006 @ 5:12 pm

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  226. online-prescription-valium said,

    June 19, 2006 @ 10:18 am

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    June 19, 2006 @ 5:21 pm

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    June 19, 2006 @ 6:33 pm

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    June 19, 2006 @ 10:39 pm

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    June 20, 2006 @ 12:46 am

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    June 20, 2006 @ 1:42 am

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    June 20, 2006 @ 2:43 am

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    June 20, 2006 @ 4:15 am

    I am having trouble imagining the conversation in which the boyfriend in question confessed the mango sex.

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    June 20, 2006 @ 5:29 am