What’s Up With the Male DNA? - Male Language Decoded
Sometimes I just feel like being stupid and read dick jokes. Well.. today is the day…
- I am hungry = I am hungry
- I am sleepy = I am sleepy
- I am tired = I am tired
- Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
- I love you = Let’s have sex now
- I am bored = Can we have sex now?
- May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
- Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
- Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
- Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
- I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay
- “Uh huh,” “Sure, honey,” or “Yes, dear.” Really means:
Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response. - Take a break, honey, you’re working too hard =
I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner - That’s interesting, dear = Are you still talking?
- “Hmm? What? Yeah…” Really means:
“You want me to stay awake after sex?!” - “Oh, don’t fuss. I just cut myself, it’s no big deal.” Really means:
“I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit
I’m hurt.” - “I do help around the house.” Really means:
“I’d throw a dirty towel near the laundry basket and be done with it. “ - Hey, I’ve got my reasons for what I’m doing = And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.
- What did I do this time? = What did you catch me at?
- You look terrific. = Please don’t try on one more outfit. I’m starving.
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